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16

Sep

tattooed-disappointment:

I learned to play guitar
To play you songs you never wanted to hear

tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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themrcreepypasta:

A bit of a sample of what could be heard during the Day at “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza”

The Voice of Freddy

The Voice of Bonnie

The Voice of Chica

clowns-and-cunts:

Oh will😋

clowns-and-cunts:

Oh will😋

(Source: mandarincloud)

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

(Source: e-t-ph0neh0me)

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

chiefarnook:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

(Source: iraffiruse)

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(Source: sharpayevons)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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